Writing tips for the web…
Whilst doing some research into best practice writing techniques for the interweb I came across several variations of this list.
Some good advice here for all writers.
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
3. If you start a thought be sure to . . .
4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
6. Remember to never split an infinitive.
7. Contractions aren’t necessary.
8. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
9. One should never generalize.
10. Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous.
11. Be more or less specific.
12. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
13. The passive voice is to be avoided.
14. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
15. Who needs rhetorical questions?
16. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
17. Proofread carefully to see if you words out.
18. A writer must not shift your point of view.
19. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.)
20. Don’t overuse exclamation marks!!
21. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
22. Last but not least, avoid clichés like the plague; They’re old hat; seek viable alternatives.
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